Reason Number 1,999 I Cannot Be Trusted With Popcorn

This week Shape Magazine told me that I can eat air popped popcorn with reckless abandon. Clearly this publication has not been in my kitchen:

Please listen to me when I say: invest in an air popper. For 20 bucks you can have fresh, chemical-free pop corn at the tip of your finger tips. I agree with Shape that popcorn is a healthy and fiber-full snack option, but please do not eat with reckless abandon!

My favorite toppings:

• Parmesan + oregano
• cinnamon + agave nectar
• olive oil and garlic powder
• curry powder